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Tag: toddler-ese
Wep Wipe (n.)
Toddler Translation: Wet wipe.
Definition:Â a small disposable cloth treated with a cleansing agent, used especially for personal hygiene.
Example: “Mom, my hands are dirty. Can I have a wep wipe?”
Hold Your Hostas (phrase)
Translation: Hold you hostage.
Definition: To hold someone against their will.
Example: “I know you’re late for work, so I won’t hold your hostas.”
Smoke Protector (n.)
Toddler Translation: Smoke Detector
Definition: A device that senses smoke, typically as an indicator of fire.
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